Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
he fucked my hip out of place.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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