I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My first STD was from a foam party
someone get that fucking seahorse.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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