i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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