This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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