I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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