You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Quick, to the slutcave!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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