halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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