Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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