Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
this just has baby written all over it
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
