Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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