I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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