Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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