u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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