i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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