so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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