you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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