Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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