What did we do last night that was yellow?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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