He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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