my phone needs a breathalizer
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Every concussion has its silver lining
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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