Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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