I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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