dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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