There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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