Can i not drive my cunt home
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
They have beer where we have blood.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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