8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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