I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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