I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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