Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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