For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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