Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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