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Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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