Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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