Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Someone signed my nipple.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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