I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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