Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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