If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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