Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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