covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Don't make out with my wife yet
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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