I think my vagina is haunted
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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