Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
