I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
