So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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