Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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