You made me cry and you don't even care
Yo dont text me then not text me
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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