Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
my sisters under your porch take her home
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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