i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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