She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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