Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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