how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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