Taylor Swift is so right about you.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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