no. you can't hotbox the world.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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