I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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