I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Boobs speak an international language.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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